April Fool’s Day Quotes and Sms

April fool's day quotes and sms

April fool’s day quotes and sms

Please open this after
2 days on Friday.
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I knew you will open it before only.
So, April Fool in Advance
You are a 1st fool of 2016.

Hey you know which day is the best
day to propose someone…
April 1st. It’s because..
If she agrees, its your serendipity
else ways simply tell April FOOOOLL.

When you are detached and lonesome
and unable to feel for any person in your circle,
the life appears to be fading away,
come along with me, I will take you
to an eye hospital.

Makaya, Hakaya, rumbha,
Zumbha, Timbak, Tumba,
Jingala Jinga, Ragira,
Vagira, Helulu, Hetata,
Naraka, Hibaha.
Congatulations!!
You are Perfect AADHIVASI.

You are very Sweet
person in my whole friend circle!!
Just a second, don’t
misunderstand.
Sweet means:
Spreading
Worthless
Extinct
in Effective
Troubles.

I want you to be with me
at a nice place and have
lunch together and say
those three magical words to you.
‘Make the Payment’.

True love is like a cushion,
You can squeeze when you are in difficulty,
You can weep when you are in grief
and you can clinch, when you are delighted.
So when you need true love
spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine
tuhe avoid kiya, kai bar tujhse
baat nahi ki, tujhse haath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
khujli choone se nahi failti…

Count E in this: SIHT SI EHT YAW
OT EGAGNE A LOOF…
(hint: it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.

Ek baar kuch bandar
jungle se bhag gaye phir
wo hotel mein pahunche
unme se ek noodles utha raha tha
ek manchurian pe koodh pada tha
aur kuch bohoth dhyan se
yeh message padh rahe the.

I want to congratulate
you on this great occasion that
‘You are the first fool
amongst all the fools.
Happy April Fool’s Day!

Read each word Reversely:
A TSIRTAIHCYSP DIAS TAHT
YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT
YTILIBA OT DAER EGASSEM REVENEHW
STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

When things go wrong
You feel helpless and lonely
Always remember 3 things
1) I am always there
2) You have bank balance
3) Bar is open, let’s drink.

If today any 1 talks and praises you for
your
1) Good Looks
2) character
3) fashion
4) Posture,
Salute them.
They fooled you
before April 1st.

Always keep your spouse’s pic in your
wallet.
When ever you are in difficulty see the pic.
You will understand that no difficulty is
bigger than this difficulty.

If at any point of time you are really depressed
and think that you lacking in many things,
I’ll come hold your hand, take you for walk
on bridge and show you where to jump from.

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip…
insert your fingers within the zip..
remove your…
novel from your bag and read…

A day will arrive when all the people
will honor you,
your reputation,
your personality and
your outlook.
Although April fool’s day
arrives only one time in
365 days and that’s your day.:)

A – U r Appealing
P – U r Pleasant
R – U r Rapturous
I – U r Interesting
L – U r Luring
F – U r Fascinating
O – U r Obliging
O – Oooh hoooo
L- Lot’s of laughs
Happy April Fool Day!

Your Girlfriend is:
Sharp.
Ingenious.
Skilled.
Tender.
Exceptional.
Remarkable.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st April is April fool day, and
you are the 1st person whom I fooled.

If someone say you are fool,
be patient.
If they say you are donkey, be quiet.
If they say you are an idiot, give a smile
however if they say you are smart,
Thapad maar saale ko.
Fool banata hei..

It’s better at times to keep silent
and let people wonder if you are not a fool,
rather than to speak and clear their chaos.

Tricks and treachery are
the practice of fools that don’t
have brains enough to be honest. -Benjamin Franklin.

Who needs a day for the fools
when you know you are surrounded
by fools all the time?

A fool has one great advantage
over a man of sense he is always
satisfied with himself. – Napoleon Bonaparte

It’s April 2nd.
I can now start believing
in humanity again.

Our wisdom comes from our experience
and our experience comes from our foolishness. -

“The god does not protect fools.
Fools are protected by
more capable fools.” – Larry Riven, Ring world

What a wise do in the start,
a stupid does it in the last.

Press Alt and F4 together.
Try it, thank you..Happy April fools day!

Walk away from the person
who eliminates your happiness.
Life is too small to put up with fools.

The best day for you in the whole year
is April 1st, because that’s the day
that suits you best..
Happy April Fools Day..

Was that an April Fool’s prank?
Hilarious..

The aim of a fooling a person is not
to degrade the him, but to remind him
that he is already degraded- George Roswell.

“One fool makes many.” – Croatian Proverb

What if April fool day is really on April 2nd
and we have been April fooled all this time.

The first day of April
is my least favorite day
It’s silly and stupid
in all immature way.
I hate pranks and jokes.
I guess I’m not cool
Gags just make me gag
I’m an April Non-fool.
So on April Fool’s Day
when you’re joking with glee
just make sure you’re careful
of old crankies like me!

 

 

 

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