Cool Sms and Quotes

Cool Sms and QuotesPlease remind me to remind you
about reminding me to send you this
reminder that reminds me of
reminding you that you never
have to remind me to remember
you, I always do!

You are genious,
your mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right
and in right part nothing is left.

An apple a day keeps doctor away.
But if doctor is cute, forget the
fruit.

Do you have a bandaid?
Because I just scraped my
knee falling for you.

Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di.

I don’t have an Attitude problem
I just have a personality
you can’t handle!

I have a new kodak camera
Your snap please…
Don’t move..
Steady..
Smile :)
Ready
Click
Ohh ho
those who live in ones heart
cant have a snap!!

My eyes are full of uncontrollable
tears, because you are far away
from me.
I wish you were near
me today to cut these Onions
instead of me.

You see to be much careless
nowadays…
always leaving things here and
there,
see what have you done, now you
just came in my mind and left
a smile on my face…

If ever in your life you are
very sad and feel that you have
lost everything, I will come,
hold your hand, take you for walk
on a bridge and show you where to
jump from.

Titanic was sinking,
Romeo; Juliet I love you.
If I can’t live with you
then I am ready to die with you.
Juliet; Romeo I love you but
I love my life more and I can
live without you.
Saying this juliet jumps out of
titanic and swims to the ground.

You know who is the best
couple in the world?
Smile and tears,
Usually they are not seen together,
but when they are together
its the best moment of life.

If I were to describe true love
than I would describe it as what a
snowman did to a snow woman,
he gave her a warm hug and
they both melted in each others
arms…

Troubles are light as air.
Love as deep as ocean
Friends as solid as diamond
Success as bright as gold
These are my wishes for you.

We always feel bad and think
that good things happen only to
others,
but we forget that we
are others for someone else too.

Do you know your 1 smile can
make 100 people die, so you can
decrease this over population,
so baby, please keep on smiling.

I’m getting married next month.
There would be a small party and
only a few people will be invited.
Don’t bring any gift.
Just bring someone to – Marry Me!

Look at the sky and see gods glory.
Look at the moon and see gods
wonder.
Look ath the mirror and see gods
blunder…
Just kidding! Hope I made you
smile.
Have a nice day!

A new sun, A new day,
A new sms asking you to
forget all your worries
Sorrows and tears,
For someone (Me)
Who wants to see
you happy always.

Doctor’s prescription for you.
A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laughs for lunch,
lots of happiness for dinner,
Doctor’s fee? An sms when you are
free.

Remember me and bare in mind.
A faithful girl is hard to find.
This is always good and true
So dont go changing old for new!

Talk to me when I’m Bored,
be with me when I’m sad,
hug me when I cry,
care for me when I’m sick,
Don’t ever cry for me when I die!
Just treasure me when I’m alive.

Fresh Flowers for you
I’m going to give fresh flowes for
you
and your loving thoughts and
prayers to make you lighter and
brighter.

A rupee is easy to earn..
but a smile is hard to find..
Rupee loses its value..
Smile increases its worth..
I lost a rupee when I sms you..
But who cares! I won your smile..

To see light, look at sun..
To see love, look at moon,
To see beauty, look at nature..
To see hope, look at future..
But to see all of this,
look at the mirror…!!!!!

Four blessed ways of living:
1st, look back and thank god,
2nd, look forward and trust god,
3rd, look around and serve god,
4th, look within and find god..!!

Nine lessons in life:
Learn to care, learn to smile,
learn to cry, learn to give,
learn to forgive, learn to share,
learn to trust, learn to love
and learn to sms me daily.

It is scientifically proved that
sugar can dissolve in water,
so please dont go outside
when it is raining, because you are
the sweetest in the whole world.

Difference between pleasure and
torture.
What is the difference between
pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you and
torture is thinking of you too
much.
True friends are like diamonds
they are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves
they are scattered every where.
Iwas lucky to have found the
diamond in you.

Memories play a confusing role.
They make a laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.

Our friendship has become our habit
even if you take out H-Abit
remains.
Take out A, still Bit remains,
Finally take out B,
Still IT remains…

Some people say happiness is life,
others say it’s freedom,
and some say it’s money…
But happiness for me is just
having the opportunity to know
you!!

A candle may melt and
its fire may die.
But the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my
heart.

It feels nice when someone misses
you,
feels good when someone loves you,
feels better when someone is with
you,
But it feels the best when someone
never forgets you.

Only the open heart recieves Love
Only the open mind recieves wisdom
Only the open hand recieves gifts
and only the Cute ones recieve
messages from me!

Last nigt god gave me two choices
either to have a good friend like
you or to have excellent memory
I don’t remember what I chose…

I think you are very careless!!!
You come and leave things behind!!!
See now what you have left??
You just came in my mind and
left a smile on my face…

Sweet fruits are nice to eat
Sweet words are nice to say
But sweet people are really
hard to find.
My goodness, how the hell
did you manage to find me!

When we sigh about our problems,
they grow double. But when we
laugh about them…
they become bubbles!
Have a bubbly Life!

A doctor can save my life
A lawyer can defend my life
A soldier can give me a peaceful
life
But only a friend like you can
give me a you wife! Ha Ha Ha!!

If you see some one without a
smile,
give him one of yours,
because you are among a few good
people who can shine others lives
by just walking with
him a few miles.

Relationship is like a garden
It’s beautiful when watered
with love, hug, tears and cheers.
But it dries up if left
untouched…
So keep in touch always!

Friends are like fishes
you have to sit patiently
for a long time to catch
a nice one, just like
I caught you. Better stay
nice or I’ll fry you.

If you drop me I’ll break,
If you hold me I’ll shake,
If you need me I’l hurry,
If you don’t call me I’ll worry,
If you hurt me I’ll cry
but if you leave me, I’ll die.

Blank message is also looking
cool and nice,
If sender would be like you..

You don’t really need someone
to complete you…
You only need someone to
accept you completely.

Music is very beneficial for you
my friend, that would remain cool
to you in your entire life and
blocks all the problems in your
life.

LIVETOGETHER
What did you read?
Live Together
or Live To Gather
or Live To Get Her.
Just a beautiful way
to say life is the way
how you look at it.

I don’t have a bad handwriting,
I have my own font.

Pappu went to a Doctor
to get a solution for
Loose Motions..
Doctor: Tell Me,
What’s your Proble?
Pappu: Suffering from
Unlimited free Outgoing
with differnt diferent Ringtones..

You can’t force a person to
show you respect.
But you can refuse to
be disrespected.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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