Politics Quotes and Sms

Politics Quotes and Sms

1. Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

2. I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the government
and report the facts.

3. Bad officials are elected by
good citizens who do not vote.

4. Those who are too smart to engage
in politics are punished by being
governed by those who are dumber.

5. Voters don’t decide issues,
they decide who will decide issues.

6. Democracy does not guarantee equality
of conditions – it only guarantees
equality of opportunity.

7. Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge
even when there’s no river.

8. Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

9. Politics is the gentle art of
getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

10. Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…become lovers of wisdom.

11. I don not feel obliged to believe that
the same God who has endowed us with sense,
reason, and intellect has intended
us to forgo their use.

12. Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I will make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform
I’ll make my country happy.

Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I’ll make the whole world happy

13. Any party which takes credit for the rain
must not be surprised if its opponents blame
it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow

14. The more you read and observe about
this Politics things, you got to admit
that each party is worse than the other.
The one that’s out always looks the best.

15. Considering his achievements of creating
shortage of wheat gas power sugar water

Musharaf has given the title Quaid-e-Quilat!!

16. Ninety-eight percent of the adults
in this country are decent, hardworking,
honest Americans. It’s the other lousy
two percent that get all the publicity.
But the, we elected them.

17. In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

18. Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most,
Cruel & Wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “XYZ BHAI” kon hai?

19. A promising young man should go into politics
so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

20. I offer my opponents a bargain: If they
will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

21. Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles for the sake of their party.

22. A good leader is a person who takes
a little more than his share of the blame
and a little less than his share of the credit.

23. The flood of money that gushes into
politics today is a pollution of democracy.

24. The word ‘politics’ is derived from
the word ‘poly’,meaning ‘many’ and the
word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

25. Prayer does not change God,
but it changes him who prays.

26. Politics gives guys so much power
that they tend to behave badly around women.
And I hope I never get into that.

27. Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practicallty unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

28. Apparently, a democracy is a place
where numerous elections are held at great cost
without issues and with interchangeable candidates.

29. We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men to
place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers

30. Politics, it seems to me, for years,
or all too long, has been concerned with
right or left instead of right or wrong.

31. Government is like a baby.
an alimentary canal with a big appetite
at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

 

 

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